While brainstorming Talk’s new business card design:

Shawn: “We could do a taco. You could be the lettuce.”

Susan: “If I’m the lettuce, would you be the beef?”

Shawn: “Yes. And you could say, ‘Lettuce see where we stand on this’ and I would say, ‘Do you have a beef with me? Let’s ask the big cheese.’”

Susan stares blankly at him.

Shawn: “So no assemble your own taco business card kit?”

UPDATE: When relayaing this story to a friend, she said, “It would be great it you called it a Talk-O kit.”